In all this coverage, however, a long-standing irritation of mine has come to the forefront. I must ask all of America (and the rest of the English-speaking world) to please, for the love of all that is sacred, STOP MAKING THE ACT OF GIVING BIRTH SOUND LIKE A CRUDE BODILY FUNCTION!
This is the miracle of life, people, regardless of who is producing it. Can we have a little respect please?
Thus, I would like to eliminate the following slang terms from common use (or any use relating to pregnancy):
- "Popping out": A baby is not a pimple.
- "Pushing out": A baby is not a bowel movement.
- "Belting out": The birthing process is not equivalent to the passing of gas. (Rosie's Aside: For shame, Dear Margo. I tend to hold you to a higher standard than that.)
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