Truth

In life, I know this much is true:

• The cash register will break just as I get to the front of the line.
• If I'm wearing white, the meal will be tomato-based.
• At least one piece of glassware or furniture will be crushed during a family gathering.
• The intended recipient of my quick note will walk up just as I'm concluding the message.
• The minute the lotion sinks in, there will be occasion for me to wash my hands thus rendering my skin-softening efforts null and void.